Black History Month, Vol. 2: Black Americans

Posted by on February 22, 2009

The second volume of my three part series celebrating Black History Month is about ALL black Americans. The denizens of black culture have brought us gangster rap music, niggastolemybike.com, Roscoe’s House of Chicken & Waffles, painfully bad TV sitcoms that weren’t named Good Times or The Cosby Show, and Halle Berry. Hallelujah for Halle Berry!!

BHM Epic Fail: Cotton Balls.

Cotton balls? That's fucked up.

“Thanks to the millions upon millions of African Americans and their indentured servitude to America, regular white folks are allowed to have cotton balls without having to pick them themselves. Thank you, black Americans!”.

Now wouldn’t that be fucked up if me or anyone else said that and actually meant it? You bet.

Now before everybody gets all Black Dynamite on my ass, I’m not intentionally trying to be racist. Actually, that’s a lie. I am. But I’m not doing it because I’m actually racist. Nope. I’m doing it because Al Sharpton has been really quiet lately and I think this is exactly the type of blog fodder that would get his Afrocentristic face pubes all twisted with misplaced rage.

Al Sharpton doing what he does best... nothing.

Al Sharpton doing what he does best... nothing.

“How DARE a white man besmirch the good name of African Americans! HOW DARE HE! THE INJUSTICE! We shall march in the name of liberty and freedom! NAACP UNITE! BAN HIM! And please send two dozens of your finest white womens to my hotel room!” – The Reverend Al Sharpton.

You know what, Al Sharpton? Shut the fuck up. You’re just as racist and just as discriminatory as what I wrote above. I can say it in jest because I know who I am and color doesn’t mean shit to me. The universal color of America is freedom. If you’re white, black, brown, taxi cab yellow or even space alien green, who gives a fuck? I sure don’t, so do me a favor Alfred, stop campaigning bullshit causes in the name of your people and start actually doing something productive, like… I don’t know, shutting the fuck up?

You know how to rid the world of racism? Don’t be racist. It’s as simple as that. Besides, why be racist when you can be sexist? It’s just as fun to treat women indifferently and we all know they like to be treated like shit, why else would they act the way they do??? Come on Al, jump on the misogynistic bandwagon. It’s not like you haven’t already defended rapists and promoted your bullshit agenda in the public arena.

You know what Al Sharpton? I hate you almost as much as you hate white people. Dick.

Edit: I hate this guy even more after reading this today: http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2009/02/24/2009-02-24_apology_not_accepted_sharpton_not_satisf.html

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