Nick Does Poetry

Posted by Nick on September 8, 2008

Roses are red
Violets are mild
Butt sex is wild
But atleast it doesn’t cause a child!

Shakespeare doesn’t have SHIT on me.

Hi, I’m Nick. I’ve been described as a free-thinking nihilist, a vulgar (albeit sensible), miserable drunken wash-out, and a self-indulgent jackass. My writing is a happy confluence of alcohol-fueled life experiences and random fuckery. Enjoy!