My best friend and MTV reality darling, Josh Dunn is having a birthday party extravaganza this Friday at some club in Hollywood. I normally don’t do club functions because my dancing is akin to me getting attacked by killer bee’s and I’m about as poor as any person you might find living in a cardboard box under a freeway overpass, so spending $14 for a fruity drink at some swanky club isn’t really my style. I’m more of a “get drunk behind the Safeway on charcoal filtered Vodka” type a guy. Anyhoo, Josh is my best friend and I am making an exception to celebrate his 26th. Plus, he told me he is getting free bottles. Free booze = Nick attending with glee. And how could I pass up the potential story opportunities?

The last time I partied with Josh on his birthday was two years ago. Afterward, I wrote the story about White Russians. I know I’ll have an equally insane story to write about this time, hence why I’m posting this up beforehand.

Yeah, he's generally shirt less all the time.